Phone Scam: The Pothole

Friday, March 2nd

Darlene has been complaining to anyone who will listen about the POTHOLE situation on her street. She's about to get a call back from the Department of Public Works, which actually should be called the Dept. of Public JERKS because it's really the Z Morning Zoo...


Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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