Phone Scam: The Erotic Yoga Studio

Friday, June 1st

The Zoo phone scams their own sales department, trying to get an "erotic yoga studio" to perform at this year's Shaggfest...

Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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