Phone Scam: the Manscaping Accident

Friday, December 8th

Manscaping can be a pretty tricky business, and the LAST thing any guy wants the world to know is that he had a little "accident" while doing it...


Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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